Monday, August 24, 2026Vol. II · No. 24 · Omaha, Nebraska

Shoveling You Deeper Into Financial Wisdom

Omaha, Nebraska

MARKETS

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MoneyHole · Shopping

Shopping

Consumer spending, loyalty programs, and the science of the purchase you have already justified. Points are real. Prices are a suggestion.

2 articles

Tech

Gen Z Overwhelmingly Embracing New “Minimalist” Phone Which Doesn’t Actually Function As A Phone Or Anything At All

Null Technologies raised $180 million to build a device with no processor, no display, and no storage. Verizon is financing it at $38 a month for 36 months.

October 13, 20254 min read

MoneyHole Mutants

MoneyHole Mutant: This Guy Spent 35 Minutes Debating What Tequila to Buy at Costco and We are So Here For It

The candidates were a $47.95 single-estate reposado and a 1.75-liter Kirkland jug. Aisle 317 resolved nothing, so Mark Chen bought both, for $75.34 before tax.

October 3, 20256 min read