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Gen Z Overwhelmingly Embracing New “Minimalist” Phone Which Doesn’t Actually Function As A Phone Or Anything At All

Gen Z Overwhelmingly Embracing New “Minimalist” Phone Which Doesn’t Actually Function As A Phone Or Anything At All

By MoneyHole Staff on October 13, 2025

The $38-a-month Null One is being hailed as a triumph of “functional storytelling” — a design breakthrough that doesn’t call, text, or connect in any…

Efficiency Win! Budget’s New AI Scanner Can Instantly Tell When Your Dodge Charger Has Been Violently Crashed

Efficiency Win! Budget’s New AI Scanner Can Instantly Tell When Your Dodge Charger Has Been Violently Crashed

By MoneyHole Staff on October 9, 2025

Buckle up, Money Mutants: Budget is rolling out an AI that eliminates the human guesswork of noticing your rental car is now a crumpled ball…

Awesome! Fidelity Unveils New Fidelity YouVue™ App That Turns Your Retirement Projections Into Photorealistic Renderings Of Your Future Life

Awesome! Fidelity Unveils New Fidelity YouVue™ App That Turns Your Retirement Projections Into Photorealistic Renderings Of Your Future Life

By MoneyHole Staff on October 3, 2025

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Fidelity Investments Launches Fidelity YouVue™: An AI-Powered Retirement Visualization Tool That Shows Whether You’ll Enjoy Duckhorn Cabernet Or Sam’s Club Pinot Noir…

“Kind of a Big Deal Now”: This Apple Store Employee Is Drunk With Power After Getting Promoted To Tier Two

“Kind of a Big Deal Now”: This Apple Store Employee Is Drunk With Power After Getting Promoted To Tier Two

By MoneyHole Staff on October 3, 2025

NAPERVILLE, IL —In a seismic development that has rocked zero innovation sectors and disrupted exactly no markets, 26-year-old Apple Store employee Brandon Kellerman is now…