Divorce-Adjacent Porsche

Shopping

A 992-generation 911 he photographs more than he drives, a fitted cover for the 911, and four self-help books with uncracked spines beside a very cracked Blanton's allocation list. The condo was decorated by nobody and furnished like a boutique hotel lobby that lost its permit. He buys coupe glasses one at a time, which is either minimalism or an accurate forecast.

Spending

Income $180K, net worth $190K after the settlement took the rest, and a $40K loan against the 401(k) that became a down payment he describes as investing in himself. Alimony auto-drafts on the first with the punctuality of a smoke alarm. Occupation on the card application reads 'consultant,' which is what restructured is called at fifty-three.

Media

Cars and Bids at midnight, a podcast about male purpose he starts and never finishes, and Reels of watches he cannot buy this quarter. He follows three divorce attorneys for reasons he insists are professional. The group chat is two guys from a job he no longer has.

Interests

Photographing the car in parking structures with good light, and telling the bartender he's finally living for himself before the second Blanton's lands. The custody calendar is filed under 'my weekends' and the second bedroom has a Peloton the kids use. The horsepower is real; the thing it outruns retained counsel.