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Tailgate Scholars
Nine thousand beds, a hundred thousand seats, and a bed that costs half what the same bed costs in Massachusetts.

Reference marketFirst identified in Tuscaloosa, Alabama (ZIP area 35487).
Also found inState College, Pennsylvania; Columbus, Ohio; East Lansing, Michigan; College Station, Texas; Gainesville, Florida.
Thesis
The institution is the town, the stadium is the institution, and the bed is $10,866 because the legislature has to be able to defend the number.
The largest residential populations in America, priced like a state that intends people to attend.
Portrait
In their own words
- Age20
- Income$0
- Net worth$0
- EducationIn progress
- HomeA double in a tower named after a donor
- Ownership0%
- HouseholdNine thousand two hundred and ninety-four beds, one of them his
- VehicleA 2011 sedan parked eleven minutes away, by permit
- Debt$27,000 and climbing, in his own name
- Vice
- Six home games
- Most likely to
- Explain that it is not really about the football, then check the depth chart
- Signals
- Student section wristband, a permit sticker, a dining plan with a swipe limit
Who they are
One resident, twenty, no income, $27,000 in loans already in his own name, and $10,866 a year for a bed and a meal plan in a tower named after somebody who gave the institution money. In-state, which is the whole financial architecture of his life and a sentence he has said many times. He works nine hours a week. The town has 1,339 residents in this ZIP code and the university has 39,000 students, so the arithmetic of who this place is for has already been settled. Six Saturdays a year the population of the county doubles and he can walk to all of it.
Our neighborhood
Ninety-three per cent of the people here sleep in a building the university owns, and the university owns most of what is not a building. Median age nineteen point six. Nobody is married. The stadium seats more people than live in the surrounding county, and on the days it is full the local economy performs a year's work in nine hours. Room and board sits in the bottom half of the country, which is the point of a state university and the reason nobody here regards $10,866 as expensive until they meet somebody paying twice that for the identical bed.
Shopping
The bookstore, which is a clothing store. A great deal of licensed apparel, most of it received as gifts, all of it worn. Groceries are a supplement to the meal plan rather than a replacement for it. The single largest discretionary purchase of the year is a ticket package, and it is not discussed as discretionary.
Spending
Room and board $10,866, tuition in-state, and $27,000 in federal loans he can describe to the dollar and has not yet converted into a monthly payment in his head. Works nine hours a week at the recreation centre. Spends about $140 a month, most of it on Thursdays.
Media
The depth chart. A message board he claims not to read. Three group chats, one of which is the floor and one of which is a fantasy league. He follows more people who cover the team than cover the state.
Interests
Six home games and the four days preceding each of them. Intramural flag football. A major chosen because the building was close. The road trip to the away game everyone agrees is the good one.
Where they live
Darker is more of them.
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ZIP CODES
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How thick on the ground
$72K
Median household income
0.99× the national median
$358K
Typical home value
1.34× the national median
5.0×
Home value against income
1.33× the national median
40%
Bachelor's degree or higher
1.72× the national median
54%
Owner-occupied
Share of occupied units
$1,576
Median gross rent
Monthly, contract plus utilities
2.35
Average household size
Persons per occupied unit
34.2
Median age
Years
How they compare
Against the average American household.
Median household income
0.99×
$72K here$72K everywhere else
Typical home value
1.34×
$358K here$267K everywhere else
Bachelor's degree or higher
1.72×
40.0% here23.3% everywhere else
Home value against household income
1.33×
5.00× here3.76× everywhere else
Who lives next door
Household types that turn up on the same blocks.
N3Directional State RealistsThe identical bed, the identical meal plan, $7,260, and a degree that has to actually work.
K5For-Profit College Debt PeonsSold a degree by a marketing operation, billed like Harvard, employable like a dropout.
J2Public-Service MartyrsTeachers, social workers, librarians: socially essential, financially punished.
J4Adjunct OuroborosA PhD teaching five classes at three campuses while students ask if office hours are mandatory.
I10Crypto Sportsbook SophomoresCollege-adjacent men who discovered leverage before compound interest.
J1Credentialed DriftTwo master's degrees, one nonprofit salary, and a sense the meritocracy skipped their mailbox.
The receipts
- 01Residents living in college housing97th8.2%
- 02Dormitory beds nearby97th6,135
- 03Enrolled in college92nd17.7%
- 04College enrolment per resident79th0.38
- 05Median age20th34.2 yrs
- 06Never-married adults83rd45.6%
- 07Walks or bikes to work78th6.9%
- 08People per square kilometre80th1,651 /sq mi
- 09Rural-urban continuum position26th0.17
- 10Annual room and board44th$11K
SourcesFigures from the U.S. Census Bureau, the Department of Agriculture and the Department of Education. Everything else is observation.
